I'm going to make a sign saying something like, "If you want to die, by all means please ring this doorbell," and hang it by our front door. After much struggling, I finally got Emma down for a nap and was looking forward to accomplishing many things. Not ten minutes later, some teenage guy came and rang our doorbell, which chimes long and loud, THREE times! Of course Jose barked frantically the whole time and of course Emma woke up. No matter what I did, I could not get her back to sleep. As I was laying there trying to calm her back down, I saw the guy walking across our lawn back to his truck and had an urge to run outside, tackle him, and beat him with a stick.